Canadian Geese.

I feel for the poor bastards right now, I really do. 

It’s APRIL SECOND and we have a shit-pile of snow so high in Winnipeg, you’d swear it’s February.  The poor geese have decided to make the trudge back to Bumfuck North as they usually do this time of year and I swear to God they seem as confused as we do by our ‘global warming’ situation here in Winnipeg.

Yesterday, I was driving around and there were 2 geese happier than pigs in shit bathing in road-water-slush-salt-filth like they’d found the fountain of fucking life.  It was amusing… they were splashing around like a fat kid in a chocolate bath and they had the nerve to look at ME like I was the one that was stupid.

Truth be told, I can’t really fault ‘em.  They found the only standing water accessible in this province right now so who knows, maybe they one-upped the other 14 million canadian geese trying to swim on frozen ponds and bath in dirty snow piles.  At least they found liquid, right?

Good for them.

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    Thats a lovely story, thanks for sharing that tender moment with us.

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